Top 10 Cheesy Beltane Pick-up Lines

#10. Hey babe, what's your sign? What's its ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth House?

#9. Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?

#8. Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens?

#7. Haven't I seen you some place before in another life?

#6. Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not technically marriage.

#5. So, do you draw down the moon here often?

#4. What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?

#3. You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen.

#2. Your feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my mind all night long.

And the number one cheesy pick-up line for Pagans to use at Beltane gatherings is:

#1. Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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How do you / did you celebrate your sabbat this year? We would love to know, because we're nosy like that! Send us your Beltane / Samhain (for our friends south of the equator) / May Day snaps and we will display them in our next journal.

Blessed Be to all!