Top 10 Cheesy Beltane Pick-up Lines#10. Hey babe, what's your sign? What's its ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth House?
#9. Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?
#8. Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens?
#7. Haven't I seen you some place before in another life?
#6. Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not technically marriage.
#5. So, do you draw down the moon here often?
#4. What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?
#3. You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen.
#2. Your feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my mind all night long.
And the number one cheesy pick-up line for Pagans to use at Beltane gatherings is:
#1. Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
borrowed from spiralnature.com
We are also on the lookout for your snapshots!
How do you / did you celebrate your sabbat this year? We would love to know, because we're nosy like that! Send us your Beltane / Samhain (for our friends south of the equator) / May Day snaps and we will display them in our next journal.
Blessed Be to all!
